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Chủ Nhật, 11 tháng 9, 2016
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is Little Johnny on his shiny new bike.
The cop says to the Little Johnny, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"Little Johnny replies, "Yeah."The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.Little Johnny takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that"s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"Humoring Little Johnny, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."Little Johnny continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
When pro wrestling came to North Korea, and a dive turned deadly.
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Thứ Bảy, 10 tháng 9, 2016
One explanation for the gender wage gap is that men typically gravitate towards higher paying jobs like doctor, engineer, CEO...
... While women then to gravitate towards lower paying jobs like female doctor, female engineer and female CEO.
All credit to Jeremy McClellan @jeremymcclellan on Twitter and crosspost from r/standupshots
So the iPhone 7 gets arrested...
He puts his earpods and smugly declares "sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones".
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