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Thứ Bảy, 10 tháng 9, 2016

A well executed theft leaving no fingerprints behind is...

... a stainless steal.

A will is a...

...dead giveaway.

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it. We’re closed.

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology...

...has always been my Achilles' elbow.

People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia...

I didn't know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting...

So I just came in my pants.

A Texan in Australia

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, 'Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.' Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, 'We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.' The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, 'And what are those?' The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, 'Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?'