You get kicked out of the petting zoo....
Thứ Sáu, 16 tháng 9, 2016
You've heard this before. A few guys are drinking at a bar.
They start talking about getting home and they are concerned their wives will be upset about how late they get home.
First guy says, "I do what I can. I put the car in neutral at the driveway and coast in. I tiptoe inside and sneak into bed. But she still knows."
Second guy said, "I idle a half block away, coast all the way home. I take off my shoes before I walk inside. I creep up the stairs and slink into bed but she is still there, waiting and as much as I do and starts yelling."
Third guy says," You're doing it wrong. I squeal my tires all...
A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery...
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was,...
Are You a Jerk?
Are You a Jerk?
If you think everyone around you is terrible, the joke may be on you.
September 15, 2016 at 08:37PM
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