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Thứ Bảy, 17 tháng 9, 2016

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons...

She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup.

She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death, when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager, runs out to shut the horse off.

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

I used to be scared of pretty girls,

So my Mom explained that was silly, because they're much more scared of me.

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today...

In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

Why are hurricanes named with female names?

Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them.

Tesla Will Build the Largest Backup Battery in History to Power Los Angeles


Tesla Will Build the Largest Backup Battery in History to Power Los Angeles
After that huge methane leak, Los Angeles doesn’t have a power facility to fuel the city during peak demand, and it puts the Los Angeles basin suddenly at risk of rolling blackouts as winter approaches. So Tesla is quickly building a massive battery to fill the gap.

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My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working I'm going to my mom's."

I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about.