Two kids were wondering if God is black or white..

So they prayed and asked him. A booming voice from the heavens answered "I am what I am." One kid said, "Well, I guess he's white." The other said, "How can you tell?" "Well, if he was black, he would've answered, 'I is what I is.'"

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How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

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One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Samsung users are going to be like,

"Samsung has had this feature for years”

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It's not possible to have a 12 inch penis...

because then it would be considered a foot.

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People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don't get it.

I've never had a beef with one.

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Hidden desire

A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said ” you look cute.. I like you.”…. The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said “My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.” He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said ” I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.” And then he walked away.

The girl went back to her hostel in shame and before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus: “Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number. Call me anytime…… By the way, I like you too!”

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"Bite me, asshole"

"Bite me, asshole" - grammatically correct and scathing
"Bite me asshole" - kinky pirate

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