They're so full of themselves.
Chủ Nhật, 18 tháng 9, 2016
A man's wife gave birth while he was on a business trip.
The doctor called and asked, "Did you know you were having quintuplets?" "I'm not surprised," the man replied, "I've got a dick like a stovepipe!" "You should probably get it cleaned then," said the doctor, "because they're all black."
The girl who would live forever, and the island that doesn't actually exist.
The girl who would live forever, and the island that doesn't actually exist.
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Donald Duck wanted a divorce for Daisy
His lawyer tells Donald, "I am sorry, but you can't divorce Daisy just because she is insane."
Donald replies, "I never said she was insane. I said that she was fucking Goofy."
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