now I only drink for evil
Thứ Hai, 19 tháng 9, 2016
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey,expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." " Canada " The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" "No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
The New York Times
The New York Times
A powerful explosion went off on near Manhattan's Chelsea Neighborhood around 8:30 pm on Saturday, injuring 29 people, shattering windows and prompting widespread street closures. Here's what we know and don't know.
September 18, 2016 at 08:40PM
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Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"
Students: Eggs!
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Students: "Homework!"
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