Because he isn't real.
Thứ Hai, 19 tháng 9, 2016
A new soldier, fresh out of boot camp, is deployed to a remote base in Afghanistan.
After about a week, the young soldier is approached by his Staff Sergeant.
"Private, how is everything?" he asks.
"It's ok sir, it's just so desolate out here. Some of the guys have been deployed here for months... there's no women anywhere... what do they do.... you know, for women?"
The Staff Sergeant motions towards the south end of the base and says "The boys have some camels tied up over there. No one's gonna judge you out here, son."
The Private shook his head in disgust, telling himself he would never stoop that low.
A few weeks later, the Private is pent up. He needs release. He finally decides to join the club, so early one morning he gets up, walks over to the camels, and unties one.
He begins pumping away at the camel from behind, when the Staff Sergeant and the Major discover him.
"Private, just what in the fuck do you think you're doing?!" the Staff Sergeant asks.
"But, you said.." the Private stammers, still inside the camel. "You said the boys have these camels tied up!"
"You idiot," the Sergeant says. "The boys ride the camels into town to hire a prostitute."
A kid asks his grandmother "How come ive never seen you and grandpa fight?..."
/ - ... I see mom and dad fight from time to time, but ive never seen you and grandaddy fight... why is that?
/ - Well, says the grandma, we got married in the old church in the middle of town, after the marriage ceremony, we hopped on our horse carriage, it was a long time ago when horse carriages where still a thing, and cars where just starting to come around... And we went our way to our farm, that was a bit away from town, but half way there, the horse stopped, and it refused to start walking again, so your grandpa got down, stood in front of the horse, looked it directly at his eyes and said "one".
/ - He got up on the carriage again, and the horse started walking, i thought that would be it, but then a few miles ahead, the horse again stopped and refused to keep walking, the horse was not tired, or thirsty or hungry, he was just being stubborn!, so your grandpa got down, stood in front of the horse looked directly at his eyes, and said "TWO", he hopped on and we continued our way, with the horse walking again.
/ - When we where almost at the farm, the horse decided to stop again, and wouldnt walk, your grandpa, he got down, looked the horse directly in its eyes, and as he said THREE! he pulled out his gun and he shot the horse right between the eyes.
/ - For a second i was just stunned, he calmly started walking towards the carriage and i started yelling at him!, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?, WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR?, NOW HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THE CARRIAGE TO THE FARM?, "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SHOOT THE HORSE!!!", he looked me directly at my eyes, and said, "one".
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