"Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?" the lady asks.
Because your husband says I cook better than you ever did.
"Oh does he now? Well, that's not enough, why else?" the lady asks.
"He also says I clean better than you ever did" the maid says.
"I shall give him a piece of my mind later then, but that's still not enough to get a rise from me," the lady replies.
"OK, I fuck better than you too."
"WHAT!" screamed the lady. "How dare you. And did my husband tell you that too?"
"No," says the maid, "It was the gardener, and now I think we can settle on double my rate."
