What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl?

The Prophet Muhammad.

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This fibonacci joke

is as bad as the last two you heard combined

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

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Jeb Bush Is Jimmy Kimmel's Uber Driver In This Goofy Emmys Sketch

Jeb Bush Is Jimmy Kimmel's Uber Driver In This Goofy Emmys Sketch
Apparently James Corden isn't the only late night TV host who needs help getting to work.

September 19, 2016 at 11:54PM
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I yelled "shotgun", long before anyone else, but I still got to sit in the backseat.

I hate cops.

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As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people...

But I guess I'll take a shot at it.

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A bishop walks straight to a bar and the barman says

you can't do that, bishops can only move diagonally

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