When Barack Obama gives his speech, he stands behind a bulletproof glass . That shows how racist America still is.
Just because he's black, doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone
Thanks Frankie Boyle
Thứ Sáu, 23 tháng 9, 2016
Little Johnny is bad at math
Little Johnny has always been bad at math, never willing to study or apply himself. His parents never beat him, they did however move him from school to school hoping he would improve. Finally out of desperation, they took him to an all Catholic school. Within one week little Johnny improved. He would go upstairs every night after dinner and study his books, math especially. By the time his first report card came his mother was burning with curiosity and sat him down for a chat. His mother said, "Johnny we have tried everything to get your grades up, we are very proud, but what on earth finally made you improve in math?"
Little Johnny looked at his mother and said, "Well, the teachers are dressed funny, but when I saw the little man nailed to the plus sign I knew they weren't fucking around."
100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time
100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time
Rolling Stone polled a group of actors, writers, producers, critics and showrunners. Here's what they ended up with.
September 23, 2016 at 12:40AM
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A man's logic
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
Went to the disco last night...
Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one..
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