The reason I didn't say 'Female' is because someone deleted the emale.
Thứ Sáu, 7 tháng 10, 2016
Speak, Memory
Speak, Memory
Ever since Mazurenko’s death, Kuyda had wanted one more chance to speak with him.
October 7, 2016 at 01:51AM
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The year is 2028 and r/jokes is going strong...
A new user gets on to r/jokes and sees the most upvoted joke just says "28"
The second most upvoted joke says "3915"
The third most upvoted joke says "756"
He can't see why they're getting so many upvotes, so he comments "These aren't jokes, they're numbers"
The admin replies "You must be new here. r/jokes has been around for so long, we've seen every joke, so we just refer to them by numbers now"
The new user wants to get a few upvotes so writes "504,323"
When he checks his account the next day his joke is the top post on reddit and the most upvoted r/jokes thread of the last 10 years. He messages the admin "What happened?"
The admin replies "Nobody had heard that one before"
EDIT: Formatting
A 90 year old Holocaust survivor told me this joke.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it??" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy? The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money? He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?
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