My parents asked me if I wanted to watch Dumb and Dumber with them tonight..

When I went downstairs the debate was on.

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A sheep,a pot and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff...

Baah Dum Tssssss

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint

Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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When I was a kid my younger cousin always cheated at freeze tag,

So I wasn't surprised when I heard he got shot by the cops

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Scientists Accidentally Discover Efficient Process to Turn CO2 Into Ethanol

Scientists Accidentally Discover Efficient Process to Turn CO2 Into Ethanol
The process is cheap, efficient, and scalable, meaning it could soon be used to remove large amounts of CO2 from the atmosphere.

October 20, 2016 at 01:09AM
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It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today...

And that's just for the alcohol.

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I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalk

For keeping me off the street.

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