On my desk, I have a work station.
Thứ Năm, 20 tháng 10, 2016
I went to the doctors with hearing problems
He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"
Putin lands at Helsinki airport...
...and the immigration officer says "Name?". "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin". "Address?" "Kremlin, Moscow, Russia". "Occupation?" "No, this time just visiting".
Credit goes to a dude in the Finland thread. Made me laugh.
I can't get over how cruel some people are.
I had some Nickelback tickets on the passenger seat of my car, and I popped into the shop for just five minutes.
When I came back, someone had smashed the window and left two more.
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