How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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My grandma caught me masturbating and she had a stroke...

She has such soft hands...

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What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort

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You the bomb.

No, you the bomb.

A compliment in America.

An argument in the Middle East.

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I buy all my guns from a guy named "T-Rex"

He's a small arms dealer

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Why Martians Will Descend From Humans

Why Martians Will Descend From Humans
Settling Mars would be an incredible achievement — and it could create a new human species.

October 28, 2016 at 01:30AM
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I like my women like I like my computer

Turned on On my lap And virus free

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