'Plagiarism'
Thứ Tư, 2 tháng 11, 2016
A woman was robbed...
...but upon coming home she discovered that nothing was stolen apart from her lightbulbs.
She was delighted
Where do Muslim people go when they die?
Everywhere
[Edit] this is a joke. I'm friends with 3 Muslim people, I know that not all Muslim people are bad people. I went to U.A.E. 2 years ago and I go to a Catholic Jesuit school that stresses fairness among religions.
Job interview
Interwever: What is your greatest weakness?
Me: I'm brutally honest.
Interviewer: I don't think it's a weakness at all.
Me: I don't give a fuck what you think.
Thứ Ba, 1 tháng 11, 2016
A cop pulls a car over for going 20 mph on the highway
The driver is a little old lady, and there are two old ladies in the back seat.
The cop asks, "Why were you driving just 20 miles per hour?"
The old lady responds, "I was just going the posted speed limit!" and points to a sign up ahead.
The cop smiles and says, "That's not the speed limit sign, that's the sign for this highway — Route 20!"
One of the old ladies in the back gasps out, "We tried to tell you, Eugenia!"
The cop takes another look at the old women in the back and sees that they are wide-eyed and disheveled. One of them is tightly gripping the door handle.
"What's the matter?" the cop asks.
She responds, "We just came off of Interstate 190."
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