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....if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.
She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
Dave and his wife Shae went to the state fair every year, and every year Dave would say,
'Shae,I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Shae always replied,
'I know Dave, but that helicopter ride is hundred bucks, and hundred bucks is hundred bucks'
One year Dave and Shae went to the fair, and Dave said,
'Shae, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'
To this, Shae replied,
"Dave that helicopter ride is hundred bucks, and hundred bucks is hundred bucks'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's hundred dollars.'
Dave and Shae agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Dave and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
Dave replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Shae fell out, but you know, hundred bucks is hundred bucks!'