What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss.

Read More

My daughter asked if I am going to die someday...

I said "Don't worry sweetheart. I promise I'll be alive for the rest of my life."

Read More

I voted for Jill Stein

Finally I'm part of the 1%

Read More

It's going to be easy for Trump to build that wall...

... everyone's shitting bricks everywhere

Read More

If I had a penny for every Trump joke being made right now

I would have a small loan of a million dollars

Read More

Donald Trump Wins The US Presidential Election — Here's What You Need To Know

Donald Trump Wins The US Presidential Election — Here's What You Need To Know
Election Day came and went, and by the end of it politics was inverted: What many thought was impossible became a reality. Here's how it happened and what you need to know.

November 10, 2016 at 04:01AM
via Digg http://digg.com/2016/how-trump-won-election-2016?utm_source=ifttt

Read More

If I had a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on...

I'd be like, "Why ya'll keep giving me all these dimes?"

Read More