Medusa was the hottest woman ever.

Every man who looked at her got rock hard.

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BREAKING: Barack Obama just elected President of the US

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An old one. What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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Thousands take to the streets to protest Trump win

Thousands take to the streets to protest Trump win
In cities from Boston to Los Angeles, thousands of demonstrators gathered Wednesday night in protest of election results that mean the billionaire real estate developer will be the next president.

November 10, 2016 at 10:24AM
via Digg http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/09/politics/election-results-reaction-streets/index.html?utm_source=ifttt

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In the past, the USA has had for president..

Bush senior, Bush junior and now bush groper.

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I was browsing r/Jokes last night and my girlfriend told me that she doesn't know why I bother trying to make people laugh on the internet for useless virtual points and that the only joke I have is in my underwear. So here goes:

"Marks and Spencer, Medium 33-35 inch waist, 90% cotton, 10% elastene, Made in China, Part of a 2 part set"

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What do you get when you put 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room together?

100 cunts that don't do dick.

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