My girlfriend told me I was fucking stupid

I told her she was just clever in her own way.

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I am so good at sleeping

I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs.

She replied "Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."

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Sex with a weatherman must suck.

Always telling you to expect 8-12 inches, only to find out it's not even 4.

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Donald Trump is really a proved racist and sexist, because...

He beat up a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house...

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My son is a man trapped in a woman's body

he'll be born in February

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143 year old troll

I found this history text book from 1873 at a flea market today, and it’s super old school. On page 23, there is a thing that says “look on page 150” in pencil in the top margin- so I go to page 150 and the guy had written “you are a fool for looking”. Fuckin got me bro. Trolled me 143 years in the future good for him.

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