A woman is at the park with her son when he starts misbehaving.

She looks at him sternly and says "If you don't stop before I count to 3, we're going home!"

1...

2...

2 and a half...

2 and three quarters...

2 and five sevenths...

Just then a man taps her on the shoulder and hands her his business card. Hi I work for Gabe Newell, co-founder of Valve, and we're looking for a new Vice President. I think you're just what we're looking for. Call me on Monday and we'll talk.

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$100 Billion Chinese-Made City Near Singapore 'Scares the Hell Out of Everybody'

$100 Billion Chinese-Made City Near Singapore 'Scares the Hell Out of Everybody'
A desert of dirt stretches into the distance, filled with cranes and piling towers that the Chinese developer is using to build a $100 billion city in the sea.

November 23, 2016 at 11:38PM
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What a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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Conspiracy theories are like moon landings.

They're all fake

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I have two requirements in my will...

1). I want my remains spread out at Disney World.

2). I do not want to be cremated.

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I hate people who talk behind my back.

They discussed me.

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I sexually identify as an invisible dad.

I'm trans-parent.

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