or die trying.
Thứ Hai, 5 tháng 12, 2016
A guy walks into a bar waving a handgun
and shouts "I want to know who's been fucking my wife!" One of the patrons swiveled around on his stool and drunkenly slurs, "What kind of gun is that? A Smith and Wesson 686?" The husband replies "What the fuck does that matter?!?" The drunk smiles and says, "Because a 686 only holds 6 bullets. You're gonna need to reload."
I Dialed a Wrong Number and Stumbled Into International Phone Fraud
I Dialed a Wrong Number and Stumbled Into International Phone Fraud
It started when I was trying to call Cuba.
December 5, 2016 at 01:51AM
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Woman's vagina
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same questions, "Do you have a vagina?" "Yes, actually I have," she says. The man replies, "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?"
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