Why was e^x so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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So I was at the bar last night..

and the waitress screamed..."Anyone know CPR?!"

I said, "Hell, I know the entire alphabet!"

Everyone laughed...except this one guy.

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I always tell my kids to stay in school...

but they keep fucking coming back.

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After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD…

or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

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I once thought I had a Japanese friend.

But it was just my imagine Asian

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I've had enough of Christmas. All year long I work my fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for and what happens Christmas morning? That fat fucker with the beard gets all the credit for it!

Still I suppose it was my fault for marrying her.

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