"Dad, I'm sixteen. I'll wear what I want!"
"Yeah, but son, your nuts are showing."
Thứ Hai, 5 tháng 12, 2016
Milk joke
Walmart on a sunday night. Place is dead, my dad and I are stopping to grab some milk. Just a gallon. Go up to the cashier, she rings us up and we pay for it. "Would you like a bag for that sir?" She asks us My dad's swift reply: "No I'll keep it in the container, last time I put it in the bag it spilled everywhere."
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Two old men had been best friends for years...
...and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven." The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven." "What's the bad news?" "The bad news is that you're pitching on Wednesday."
What is a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear Sir/Ma'am,
We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
- Illegal Downloading
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