Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

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A boy asks his dad about his past.

"Hey Dad."

"Yes son?"

"Did you ever get shot in the army?"

He looks at his son in silence. Tears start to form in the Dad's eyes, and he quietly replies:

"No, but I was shot in the leggy."

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

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Call it a hunch...

But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.

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I don't always tell dad jokes

But when i do, he laughs

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"Anybody here named Jeff?"

Jeff: "Yes"

Geoff: "Yeos"

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What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump?

I would tell you....

But I don't compare apples to oranges.

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