The first lady had a stroke, the second lady had a stroke, but the third lady's arm was too short to reach.
Thứ Hai, 12 tháng 12, 2016
A little bird was dying on a cold snowy field.
A cow was passing by and dropped some dung on it. The dung wormed the bird and it felt nice and warm so the bird started to sing with joy. A passing cat heard the singing of the bird. The cat found the bird and got it out of the dung. Then it ate the bird.
The moral of the story: Not everyone who shits on you is your foe, not everyone who gets you out from the shit is your friend and if you're in deep shit you better shut your mouth.
This was translated from russian and I'm sorry if it already posted before. Shit to all!
A boy loses an eye
A boy who loses his eye from an accident goes to the doctor gets a wooden replacement. Of course, he is extremely self-conscious about his new wooden eye and doesn't make an effort to ask out any of the girls in school.
One day a new girl walks in and he notices she has a hairlip. He figures they can relate to each other and perhaps become friends. They get to know each other and the boy gets to the point where he musters the courage to ask the girl on a date.
The girl is so excited and happy she can hardly believe it. "Would I? WOULD I?", she exclaims. The boy, crushed by this, screams back, "HAIRLIP! HAIRLIP!!!"
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On Saturday evening, people close to the Trump transition team revealed to multiple outlets that ExxonMobil CEO and Chairman Rex Tillerson is expected to be Donald Trump's pick for Secretary of State. Here's what you need to know.
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