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Thứ Ba, 13 tháng 12, 2016

Why do riot police get to work early?

To beat the crowd

I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my laptop if I leave it idle for 10 minutes...

It's my screen savior...

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Thứ Hai, 12 tháng 12, 2016

What does a suicide bomber say when he's teaching class?

Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once.

Quick question...

How much of this "No More Tears" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?

Wife calls her scientist husband...

"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."

"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"

"Whats that?"

"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine... It's 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late."

"Oh dear.. I won't disturb you. Take your time.."

My coworkers are fucking retarded children.

Surely thats illegal.