I said, "I'll just have one please". She said "It's OK, you don't have to be polite."
"Alright, I'll just have one then, you stupid whore".
Thứ Ba, 13 tháng 12, 2016
Okay, so let me tell you about the idiots I work with...
First off, there's this girl that always follows me around like a puppy. Which isn't so bad because she's pretty hot, but man is she dumb. Like, really fucking dumb. She has convinced herself she's going to be a professional model one day and... well I don't see it happening. Needless to say, she's pretty useless at the office.
On the flipside, this other girl couldn't be more opposite. She's fugly. Like, hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down straight-up displeasing. And she has horrible taste too, so it's not like she even really tries. She's pretty smart though, and I hate to admit it but we would probably go under if she stopped showing up to work. She's valuable, but damn do I cringe nearly every time I have to talk to her.
And then there's this last guy... the stoner. The idiot bakes before work, after work, I'm pretty sure even during work. And to make it worse he brings his dog in with him so we have this bigass Great Dane running around all over the place stoned from the second-hand smoke
Anyway, I drive these fuckers around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
First time with a condom
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.
I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.”
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