FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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The first man is about to putt when he sees a long funeral procession right near the course. He stops mid-putt, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in prayer.
The second man is in awe. "Wow, that is the most touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man replies, "Yeah, well, we've been married for 35 years."
"I’ve just had sex education in school today, Dad!
You lied to me!
You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday my boyfriend will die!"
I put down my paper: "Oh, he will sweetheart, he will. ”
A boy is trying to sell fish so he screams "Dam fish, get your dam fish here."
A pastor walks up and asks: "Why are you using bad language?"
The boy explains that he caught them at the local dam.
The pastor buys one and takes it home and tells his wife to "Cook the dam fish!"
She says: "I didn't know pastors talked like that" so he explained it to her.
Later at the table he says to his wife: "Pass the dam fish"
and the son says
"Thats the spirit dad, pass the fucking potatoes!"