FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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"You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions and everything!"
His friend replies, "Bloody awesome! Did you get a blow job?"
"Oh, no, I never found her head."
There he met the devil and the devil said, "you have been a bad person when you were alive, I'm gonna have you choose an activity behind these three doors and you have to do it for eternity." The guy agreed. The devil opened door #1, and there was a young man tied up on a table being burned by fire. The guy told the devil, "I don't want to do that." The devil said okay and opened door #2, and there was a middle age man tied up to the wall and being whipped. The guy told the devil," I don't want to do this neither." The devil said okay and opened the third and final door. In there was an old man being tied to a chair with a blonde giving him head. The guy told the devil,"yeah, I want this one.'' The devil nodded, looked at the blonde and said,"Blondie you can go now I found your replacement."
A guy goes to the whorehouse but he's strapped for cash.
"What can I get for 5 bucks?”
"5 bucks... That'll get you a 'penguin.' Rose! Come, take this man back and give him a penguin."
Rose takes the man to her room, undoes his pants and starts giving him a blowjob. But right before he is getting ready to come, she gets up and walks away.
The man becomes upset and, with his pants still around his ankles, waddles after her. "Wait, so this is a penguin?!"
The first man is about to putt when he sees a long funeral procession right near the course. He stops mid-putt, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in prayer.
The second man is in awe. "Wow, that is the most touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man replies, "Yeah, well, we've been married for 35 years."