and then pushed me down the stairs
Thứ Hai, 19 tháng 12, 2016
The Deranged Twitter Thread That Proves Establishment Liberals Have Lost Their Minds
The Deranged Twitter Thread That Proves Establishment Liberals Have Lost Their Minds
Last week, a daft 127-tweet thread went viral and earned praise from several prominent liberal writers and thinkers. The popularity of such a disjointed and conspiratorial argument as this should be cause for concern.
December 19, 2016 at 03:19AM
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Blonde Joke of the day
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see." :-D
Chủ Nhật, 18 tháng 12, 2016
Inventor displays the first knife ever.
His friend, "that's the greatest invention since bread" Inventor, "well I'm about to blow your mind"
So a gorilla dies of old age at a zoo...
...right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage for an extra $100 a day if he will go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one. Quickly, the new "gorilla" becomes the most popular craze at the zoo. People from all over are coming to see the "Human-like" gorilla. About a month in, the craze has started to wear off. So, to get people's attention back, he decides to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lion's den next to him. A large crowd of people gather watching the spectacle in awe and terror. Suddenly the man loses his grip and falls to the floor of the lion's den. The man starts screaming "HELP!! HELP!!!" Suddenly a lion pounces him from behind and whispers in his ear, "Shut the fuck up right now or you're going to get us both fired."
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