After all, they're just so good at recycling.
Thứ Ba, 20 tháng 12, 2016
When I was a kid adults would use swear words then apologise by saying 'Excuse my French'.
I still remember my first day at school when the teacher asked "Does anyone know any French?"
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
Experimenting on a frog
----Experiment log #1938----
Removed the front legs of a frog and asked it to jump. The frog jumped.
Conclusion: when you remove the front legs of a frog, it can still jump.
Removed the back legs of a frog. Asked it to jump. The frog jumped.
Conclusion: When you remove the back legs of a frog, it can still jump.
Removed all the legs of a frog. Asked it to jump. The frog did not jump.
Conclusion: When you remove all the legs of a frog, it becomes deaf.
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