She said "Yes!". I said "Good, because I'm breaking up with you."
Thứ Tư, 21 tháng 12, 2016
Two scientists walk into a bar...
The first one says, "I'd like some H2O." The second says, "And I'll have some H2... wait. Why aren't you just referring to water by its normal name? I mean, I know it's our job, but we're just getting a drink."
The first scientist slams the table angrily, for his assassination scheme had been foiled.
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