What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama...

Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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potato

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boiled potato

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1 boiled potato

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50fuckingboiledpotatoes

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50FUCKINGboiledpotatoes

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IwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAss,IfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately

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NowIamSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately

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I kept pulling the string from my Christmas hat and now its half the size

Oops, wrong thread

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How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?

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The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman....

Is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful.

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Y'know Mahatma Gandhi?

Well, he walked a lot, and that means he had really calloused feet.

He also had an odd diet, that didn't consist of much, which made him frail.

This diet also gave him very bad breath.

This made him...

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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