It started off badly but by the end I really liked it.
Thứ Tư, 28 tháng 12, 2016
Carrie Fisher Dies at 60
Carrie Fisher Dies at 60
Carrie Fisher, the actress best known as Princess Leia Organa, has died after suffering a heart attack. She was 60.
December 28, 2016 at 12:55AM
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Got a Handjob from a Blind Girl last night...
She said "You have the biggest dick i've ever put my hands on" I said "Nah, you're pulling my leg"
A woman searches for something in the living room.
After an hour, worried, she asks her husband:
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Have you seen my book?
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Which one?
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How to live to become 100 years old.
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Ah yes. Yesterday, i threw it away.
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But why?
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Your mother started reading it...
William Shakespeare, Herman Melville, and a Redditor all meet up in heaven one day
Eventually, the conversation turns to the impact their literature had on the world.
Herman Melville starts boasting. He says “I wrote 15 books, and my book “Moby Dick” is still studied in schools and famous to this day”.
William Shakespeare interjects: “That’s nothing! Why, I wrote 192 works in total, and most of my plays are still studied in schools across the world. “
The two of them look pityingly at the Redditor, but to their surprise he has a big smile on his face.
“That’s nothing guys! I wrote one good joke 5 years ago, and it’s been reposted at least 4 times this week alone!”
Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer
One turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?" The other responds, "no."
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's actually 12:
One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like", one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
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