My last chance at a smoking hot body
Thứ Tư, 28 tháng 12, 2016
Shower sex in Detroit
In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower. In the survey, carried out for a leading toiletries outfit, 86% of Detroit residents said that they have had, if not enjoyed, sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they haven't yet served any time in prison.
Einstein and driver
One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the big guys in science. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him : "I'm sick of all this conferences, I always say the same things over and over !" The drivers agrees, " You're right, as your driver I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference at your place." "That's a great idea ! " says Eistein," lets switch places then !" So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein go on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it. But in the crowd, there was one scientist who wanted to impress everyone and thought of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he wouldn't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupt the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response. The driver looks at him, dead in the eye and says : "Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."
An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute.
... her mom says "A WHAT"?!!
The daughter says "a prostitute".
Then the mom says "Thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"
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