A blonde is in need of money.

The blonde decides to go to a rich neighborhood and do tasks for money. She arrives at a house and rings the doorbell. A man comes out and the blonde says, "Are there any jobs I can do?" The man replies with, "Can you paint my porch for me? I'll pay you $50." The blonde agrees and gets to work. The man thinks it should take an hour or two due to the fact he has a large porch. After about 20 minutes, the blonde finishes. Impressed the man hands her $50. However as she's leaving she says, "By the way, it's a Ferrari not a Porch."...

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A Mafia leader gets cheated out of $10 million by his bookeeper, Paul.

Paul had been deaf all of his life, so it was assumed he would be perfect for the job. A deaf guy couldn't hear anything that he would have to testify in court, after all. When the leader found out, he went to confront Paul with an interpreter, one who knows ASL. "Ask him where the $10 million he stole from me is," he demanded. The interpreter signs this to Paul, to which he signs back "I don't know what you're talking about." The godfather pulls out a gun and puts it to Paul's head and tells the interpreter, "Ask him again!" The interpret asks...

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Titanic sank due to enormous uncontrollable fire, not iceberg, experts claim

Titanic sank due to enormous uncontrollable fire, not iceberg, experts claim According to a group of experts, a massive fire that burned for weeks below decks made the steel hull weak enough for the ship’s lining to be torn open when it hit the iceberg. January 2, 2017 at 11:13AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2iylp...

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I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think...

Is there nothing on the internet that I won’t masturbate to?...

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When I see lover's names carved in a tree...

I don't think it's sweet. I'm just surprised of how many people bring knives on a date....

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Guy: girl are you a newspaper?

Girl: no why? Guy: because there's a new issue with you every fucking day....

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Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake.

"Oh, how did you know it was fake?" "It had two zeroes instead of one."...

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