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Thứ Năm, 5 tháng 1, 2017

A duck walks into a library...

A duck walks into a library and stands in front of an understandably puzzled librarian. It quacks once. In a moment of inspiration, the librarian decided that the bird wishes to borrow a book so she places an appropriate volume under one of its wings. The duck waddles out. The next day the duck returns and quacks twice at the librarian who gives it two books, one under each wing. The third day, the duck quacks thrice and the librarian gives it three books, one under each wing and one in its beak. The duck waddles. By this time, the librarian is becoming very curious about what the duck is doing with her library’s stock so when the duck returns the next day and quacks four times, she gives it three books as before and follows carrying the fourth book. The bird waddles down the road and turns off into a wood. In a clearing there is a pond with all the library books strewn around the perimeter. On a lily pad in the middle of the pond sits a large bullfrog. The duck carefully sheds two of the tomes it is carrying and swims out with the third to the bullfrog who gives it a quick disdainful look.

“REDDIT”, he croaks.

A lawyer is sitting in his parked BMW when a tow truck crashes into the car.

The crash takes car door clean off and the driver speeds away.

The lawyer immediately signals a cop and begins ranting about how much the damage to his car is going to cost.

The cop replies, "You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is money."

The lawyer says, "How DARE you call me materialistic."

The cop replies, "Well, you've been so concerned about your car that you didn't notice that your arm is missing."

The lawyer screams, "FUCK! My Rolex!"

I asked my date if she'd ever done drugs.

"No," she said, taking a sip of her water.

I said, "Well, you have now."

Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's a stud..

But when a girl sleeps with tons of guys, somehow I’m not one of them.

My girlfriend says that having a small penis isn't an issue in our relationship..

I still wish she didn't have one though.

The spy with no name


The spy with no name
Erwin Van Haarlem was a Cold War spy in '70s England. Erwin Van Haarlem is also not who he says he is.

January 4, 2017 at 10:29PM
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Chuck Norris's Daughter Lost her Virginity...

He got it back.