Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.
Thứ Bảy, 7 tháng 1, 2017
Tried to explain my sexuality to my dad..
Me: Okay, so I would identify as bisexual.
Dad: And that means you would have a male partner.
Me: Yep
Dad: or a female partner.
Me: Yep
Dad: And that means you're bi.
Me: Yep
Dad: So that means if you don't find a partner you're on standbi?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Did you just...
Thứ Sáu, 6 tháng 1, 2017
My girlfriends parents are very religious.
The first time I was at their house her father said we weren't allowed to sleep together. It was a bit of a shame, he was very attractive.
Teacher asks a question
Teacher: "whoever answers my next question can go home"
Jimmy throws his bag out the window
Teacher: "who just threw that?"
Jimmy: "that was me"
A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach.
“That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”
“Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”
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