They're always plotting something
Chủ Nhật, 8 tháng 1, 2017
Donald Trump and Mike Pence are at a banquet at the white house.
Donald Trump and Mike Pence are at a banquet at the white house.
A guest notices they are giggling with each other so he gets curious and goes to speak with them.
"What is so funny over here?" Trump replies: " We're planning WWIII"
"WOW, and what exactly are your plans?"
Trump replies: " We're going to kill 14 million muslims and a dentist"
"Huh, why are you killing a dentist?"
Pence taps Trump on the back: "See, I told you no one would ask about the muslims"
'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.'
'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'
A man walks into a bar with his dog.
A man walks into a bar with his dog.
"This is a talking dog. If this dog can answer my questions, who will buy me a drink?" he asks.
"You can have one on the house," the bartender says.
The man turns to his dog. "What goes on the top of a house?"
Dog: Roof.
Man: "What does tree bark feel like?"
Dog: Rough.
Man: "Who is the greatest baseball player ever?"
Dog: Ruth.
The bartender is clearly annoyed and snaps at the man. "That's enough. You and your dog, get out."
After the man and the dog are thrown out, the dog looks sadly at his owner. "Should I have said DiMaggio?"
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