So due the rising population heaven has new terms and conditions, as they approach the pearly gates they are questioned to find out how they died. Only the tragic or humourous deaths go straight in others wait in purgatory.
The first man under the new rules walks up to St. Peter who asks the man "so how did you die son"? The man replies "oh it was awful I came home to my second story apartment because I thought my wife was cheating, when I returned home I saw a man dangling from my window. In my anger I hit his fingers so that he fell, but knowing my luck he was saved from the fall by a hedge. To stop him getting away I thought to drop something on him so I threw my fridge, but the effort of throwing it gave me a heart attack and I died".
St. Peter finds this tragic and a bit funny and let's the man through.
The second man walks up and St. Peter asks again "so how did you die son"? The man replies "oh it was terrible, I was practising gymnastics in my third story apartment when a flip went wrong and a fell out the window. I managed to grab the window of the floor below when this mad man smacked my fingers and I fell. With a bit of luck I landed in a hedge and was fine until the bastard hit me with a fridge".
St. Peter had a bit of a chuckle and let the man through
Then the third man walks up and says "right St. Peter imagine you're hiding butt naked in a fridge".
