Life is like a bowl of soup

You only get blown if you're hot

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I was speaking to a computer technician.

"How do you make a motherboard?" I asked him.

He said, "Tell her about my job."

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A soldier survived a mustard gas in battle and a pepper spray by the police....

He's now a seasoned veteran.

Please don't hurt me.

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A little boy...

A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says : "No butter for you for a week!"

The little boy then kills a honeybee. Dad says : "No honey for you for a week!"

Mom kills a cockroach. The little boy asks : "Are you going to tell her or should I say it for you?"

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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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What do you call a homeless Hitler?

A roofless dictator.

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Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast"

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