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Thứ Sáu, 13 tháng 1, 2017

"Excuse me sir, would you happen to have the time?"

Some American tourists were cruising the marketplace in Cairo, Egypt, looking for some souvenirs to bring home with them, and one of them came across a man knelt down by a camel and he asked.

"Excuse me sir, would you happen to have the time?"

The Egyptian looked at him, reached up, and took the camel by the balls and moved them slightly to the left.

"Its ten after two." he pronounced.

The American was amazed, he couldn't believe what he had just seen and he ran off to find his friends and tell them about the man who could tell time from a camel's balls.

After a short time he found them and of course they didn't believe him so he insisted that they go back and he'd prove it, so they agreed and returned.

The American once again asked. "Excuse sir, I'm sorry to bother you again, but would you have the time?"

The Egyptian looked at him and once again reached out and grabbed the camels balls and once again slightly moved them to the left and said. "It's twenty after two."

The group was amazed and they left to go about their business, but the original discoverer of the miracle time teller remained behind.

"Listen my friend, I would love to know how you do that. If I give you one hundred American dollars would you show me how you do it?"

The Egyptian thought for a moment and nodded ok and pocketed the hundred dollars and then motioned to the American to kneel where he was.

The American knelt and then the Egyptian said. "All right grab the camels balls and gently pick them up and slightly move them to the left."

The American followed the Egyptian's orders to the tee and then asked. "Now what?"

The Egyptian said. "OK crouch down a little more, now do you see that clock on the wall over there?"

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem .

While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.

The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.

The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"

The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!"

[NSFW] Yesterday I gave a surprise bukkake party to my roommate...

...everyone came.

You should have seen her face.

A German got pulled over by the police in France

Police officer: "Name?"

German: "Heinrich Klimt"

Police officer: "Age?"

German: "31"

Police officer: "occupation?"

German: "No, no. Just visiting"

*God Creating Dogs*

God: You're Man's best friend.

Dog: Pretty sexist.

God: No, man as in every- .. Fuck it, you can't talk.

Dog: .......

God: And chocolate kills you.

A man goes home to his wife, after being fired from his job at a chips factory

The wife acts surprised, because the man has been employee of the month for 13 months in a row.

She asks "What happened?"

"I got fired for putting my penis in the potato cutter. It's been a dream of mine, and I couldn't resist it anymore", the man replied.

The wife, even more surprised after hearing what happened, asked if everything is okay with his penis.

"Yes everything is fine with the penis", he replied.

"What about the potato cutter?", she asked.

A bit ashamed, he replied "she got fired as well"