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Thứ Bảy, 14 tháng 1, 2017

An American Indian chief took three wives...

To the first, he gave a buffalo hide. To the second, he gave a deer hide. But for the third, his favorite, he sent a brave far away, across land and water, to retrieve the rare and highly coveted hide of the hippopotamus.

Within a year, the first two squaws had each borne the Indian chief a son. In their honor, they were moved into a spacious, comfortable tepee. The third squaw, though childless, was also moved into another spacious tepee. The first two squaws complained bitterly of this inequity. They, who had borne sons for the chief, had to share a tent, while the third and childless squaw got one to herself. So the chief explained:

"The sons of the squaws of the two hides are equal to the squaw of the hippopotamus."

What does a robot do after sex?

Nuts and bolts

Virginia man spends $1,000 to deliver 300,000 pennies to Lebanon DMV


Virginia man spends $1,000 to deliver 300,000 pennies to Lebanon DMV
The 300,000 pennies the Cedar Bluff, Virginia man took to the DMV Wednesday morning to pay sales tax on two new cars weighed in at 1,600 pounds. A mature Holstein cow weighs about 1,500 pounds.

January 13, 2017 at 11:39PM
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Apparently Donald Trump's favourite film is E.T...

Because it's about an illegal alien that goes home.

White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do.

We do it in schools, because we have class.

I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting

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