if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Thứ Hai, 16 tháng 1, 2017
On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters.
She turned around, but couldn't find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class.
Tuesday, she was again greeted with "penis" on the blackboard, written in larger letters. She looked around in vain for the culprit, and then proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning for the rest of the week, "penis" was written on the board in larger and larger letters, and each time, the teacher furiously erased it. By Friday, she'd had enough.
"That's enough," she sputtered. "I -- I can't believe this! Monday morning, I expect an explanation for this behavior!"
On Monday morning, the teacher confidently entered the classroom and found on the board: "Don't you know -- the more you rub it, the bigger it gets?"
What Would Happen in the Minutes and Hours After the US Invaded Canada? - VICE
What Would Happen in the Minutes and Hours After the US Invaded Canada? - VICE
Here’s a play-by-play of the unthinkable.
January 15, 2017 at 11:35PM
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Two pensioners are having oral sex with each other.
The man says, "I can't do this any longer. It stinks down here!"
"Sorry," The woman says. "It's my arthritis."
"Arthritis in your vagina?" He exclaims.
"No, in my shoulder. I can't wipe my ass."
My mother called me a son of a bitch...
So I hit her, because no one can call my mom a bitch. Then I hit myself, because no one can hit my mum. Then she hit me, because no one can hit her son. And then she hit herself, because NO ONE can hit her son. Then I hit her. because no one can hit my mum. I hope we'll solve this when father gets home...
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