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So I got a dog, a new motorbike, shagged 2 women and blew a grand on drugs and alcohol. She's going to go fucking nuts when she gets back from work.
One minute you're at work looking at random webpages; the next, you're at home looking for a new job
They were so confident that the weekend before the final they decided to go up to U Virginia and party with some friends up there.
They had a great time, but were so hung-over that they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until late Monday morning.
They rushed to their professor to give their excuses as to why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to UVA for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time.
The professor thought it over and then agreed that they could make up the final on the following day. The friends were relieved and very proud of their story.
They studied that night and went in the next day to take the test. The professor placed them all in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin.
The first problem was something simple about molarity and solutions and was worth 5 points.
"Cool," they thought, "this is going to be easy."
They did that problem and turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for the question they saw on the next page.
WHICH TIRE? (95 points)
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times. The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.