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No Hoax: 2016 Was the Hottest Year on Record
No Hoax: 2016 Was the Hottest Year on Record
This is the third consecutive year to set a new record. The streak is the steepest and most sustained surge in planetary temperatures in the modern age.
January 19, 2017 at 12:23AM
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A man goes into a restaurant with his pet snake.
He seats himself at a table, and his snake slithers up onto the seat next to him. Soon, a waitress comes to take his order.
The man declares, "I want 25 hamburgers- two for me and 23 for my pet snake here."
The waitress leaves, and 20 minutes later returns with two plates. On the man's plate there are two hamburgers, and on the plate in front of the snake are 23 beef patties, plain, by themselves. The snake turns its head away in disgust.
The man fumes, "No! He wants real hamburgers too, in buns, like mine. In buns!"
The waitress starts to protest, "But sir, our restaurant is low on buns right now, and... do snakes even eat bread...?"
The waitress goes on and on about what an awkward request and situation this is until the man cuts her off, saying, "Listen lady, My Anaconda Don't Want None Unless You Got Buns, Hun!"
An atheist is deep sea fishing.
An atheist is out on the Atlantic ocean deep sea fishing when his boat is attacked by the Kraken. Huge tentacles wrap around the boat and begin to rip it in two. He looks over the boat straight into the jaws of the beast and screams "Oh God! Help!"
Time freezes. A ray of light shines down on him and he hears a deep voice say "I thought you didn't believe I was real."
"Come on, God, cut me a break!" the man responds. "A few seconds ago, I didn't believe the Kraken was real either!"
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