Everyone is already in a caste
Thứ Sáu, 20 tháng 1, 2017
A husband bought his wife a new sex toy for her birthday...
and it was voice operated. It was newest model of Vibro-dick: self-propelled and voice activated.
He brought it home to his from the sex shop in a gift wrapped box with a bow. She unwrapped the box and was surprised.
"Honey, I've never used a sex toy. I don't know if I'll like."
The husband said, "Watch this. It does all the work for you."
The husband picked up the Vibro-dick and said, "Virbo-dick, the couch."
The purple dildo floated out of the box and began pounding the couch for all it was worth. The wife watched in awe. The husband walked over, grabbed it, and placed it back in the box.
"Well," the wife said, "that is impressive."
"Only the best for you, honey. All you have to do is say, 'Vibro-dick' followed by where you want it to go."
The next morning after the husband went to work, the wife decided to test her new toy. She sat the box on the floor, opened the lid, and said, "Virbo-dick, my pussy."
The Virbo-dick floated out of the box and began to fuck the ever-lovin' shit out of her. She climaxed, once, twice, three times, and it began to become painful. She grasped at it, trying to turn it off, but she couldn't turn it off.
"Vibro-dick stop! Vibro-dick turn off! Vibro dick box!"
It wouldn't stop. She came again. She called her husband, and her didn't answer. She realized that her only hope was to drive to a sex shop or somewhere and figure out how to turn it off.
She ran to her car and began driving as fast as she could. As she reached 120 mph, a cop pulled her over.
"Thank God, there's help!"
The cop got out and walked up to her window. She was scream in pain and orgasmic please.
"What the hell are you doin', lady?"
"It's! The! Vi! Bro! Dick!"
"You were going 120 mph. You could've killed somebody!"
"It's! Not! My! Fault! It's! The! Virbo! Dick!"
"Vibro-dick? Vibro-dick, my ass"
And the Vibro-dick stopped fucking her and floated out of the car...
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