Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

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My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess.

So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.

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My friend just found out that he is both gay and dyslexic.

He is still in Daniel.

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Dad Joke

Dad: (Grabs his chest) Call me an ambulance

Son: You are........ an ambulance

Dad: Proud of you son.

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Watch ABC's Full-Length Donald Trump Interview

Watch ABC's Full-Length Donald Trump Interview
In President Donald Trump's first feature-length TV interview since his inauguration, he talks to ABC's David Muir about voter fraud, the border wall, and his views on torture.

January 26, 2017 at 08:13PM
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I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex

She told me she's been having sex with an asshole for years.

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A man has been shot with a starting pistol...

The police are pretty sure it's race related.

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