Wait, that came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.
Thứ Bảy, 28 tháng 1, 2017
Not Horny.....
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen, I ain't horny. I'm homesick."
“You took so much time to joke me”-two hours trolling a Windows support scammer
“You took so much time to joke me”-two hours trolling a Windows support scammer
Tech support scammers in India got trapped on the phone with me for nearly two hours, and all they got was a revocation of their remote access software ID.
January 27, 2017 at 11:19PM
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Muslim book store in New York: A man asks if they have the latest Donald Trump book on immigration.
"Fuck off, get out and don't come back" says the store owner.
"That's the one!" says the man
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